伍迪·艾伦《倒序人生》：下辈子我想倒着活一回
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     In My Next Life

     In my next life I want to live backwards.

     You start out dead and get that out of the way.

     Then you wake up in an old people's home

     feeling better every day.

     You get kicked out for being too healthy,go collect your pension, and then when you start work

     you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

     You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

     You part, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,then you are ready for high school.

     You then go to primary school,You become a kid, you play,You have no responsibilities,You become a baby until you are born.

     And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa

     like conditions with central heating and room service on tap

     larger quarters every day and then, Voila!

     You finish off as an orgasm!

     Woody Allen

     作者简介

     伍迪·艾伦(Woody Allen)，1935年出生于纽约布鲁克林；美国电影导演、编剧、演员、喜剧演员、作家、音乐家与剧作家。艾伦独具风格的电影，范畴横跨戏剧、脱线性喜剧。至今已获得23项奥斯卡奖提名，并夺得4项奥斯卡奖：三项奥斯卡最佳原创剧本奖及一项奥斯卡最佳导演奖。

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