我怀疑你不是在写错别字,你是在开车
2019/9/25 9:48:35本万 券商中国
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ID:wanxingren01
大家好我是鹿才浅
我的信条是不放过任何一个槽点
不知道你们有没有这种情况
长时间使用电脑和手机打字后
你会出现【提笔忘字】的情况
就是基本上很多字忘了咋写了
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当普通人提笔忘字的时候
可能会查查字典就OK了
但一个自信的逗比忘了字咋写的时候
可能就会出现下面这种情况...
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分手之后
心里稳得一批
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黑社会发的招聘?
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因为文化水平欠缺
错失了扩建成500强的机会
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你吃酷的样子很醋
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东北菜,西南花,没毛病
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很好理解
蒜不让我停车的意思
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住口,安心售房
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这是怎么个拖法
咱也没见过,咱也不敢问
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【巨大】俩字写不下了
于是它就臭了
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气势不错
就是干反了
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谐音梗是要扣钱的
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我好难鸭
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舔到最后应有尽有,没毛病
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赵丽颖可能偷了你的智商
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谁?谁被KO了?
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吃下去一股脚香
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听说大家都喜欢这个excel表情?
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来来来
进局子里慢慢说
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平翘舌不分笑屎我了
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中华文字退化史
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真是个好妹妹
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能把字写出表情包的感觉
也是个鬼才
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不会换行请不要瞎换
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隔着屏幕都能闻到异味
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真的吗?快给我整一个!
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虽然这种错字写出来
一般大家都会把你当制杖
但是,请不要气馁
说不定几千年后你写的这玩意儿被发现了
就成了通假字呢?
反正也没人能证明嘛哈哈哈
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