那些年,老师说过的口头禅
2020/9/10 19:40:34 谈谈4
" 这是一道送分题 "
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" 不想听的可以睡觉 "
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" 你们是我教过最差的一届学生! "
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" 我再讲两分钟! "
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" 看我干嘛?看黑板啊 ! "
" 看黑板干嘛?看书啊! "
" 看书干嘛?看我啊! "
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" 大家打扫卫生要认真,就像是在自己家一样。"
" 你以为这是你家啊,想什么时候来就什么时候来。"
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" 你们在下面的小动作别以为我不知道。"
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" 上大学了就自由了! "
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" 今天体育老师有事,
我们改上语文课! "
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" 老师在上面讲,
你要在下面讲,
要不你上来讲? "
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